Return of the Return of the Bank Show

THE BANK IS AT 451 S. WARREN STREET! IT’S NOT IN A MALL!

Salmon are spawned in pools and then rivers being them to another place and they swim around then their urge to return to the place of their… spawning… is SO strong that… they swim back up to the pool… and then they die.

You know, this metaphor would work a lot better if we knew about fish* and nature and stuff. But we don’t. We know improv. And we know how to do shows in abandoned banks. And as long as there are abandoned banks, we will return to them to spawn. If by spawning we mean putting on a kick-ass show for cheap.

Your menu for the evening:

Amateur Squad – A sumptuous melange of Rochester improvisers.

Satan’s Closet – A front-forward Syracuse improv team, bold and unpredictable

Hazmat Love – A not at all unsafe delicacy that is absolutely approved for human consumption. Trust us.

Fugulele – Gluten-free, aged 20 years, redolent of rebellion and ukuleles

Bring a chair, maybe bring a little refreshment, bring $5. We’ll bring lights and funny people.

*PIGEONS! Should have gone with homing pigeons.